I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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