My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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