i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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