If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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