And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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