is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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