quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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