Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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