Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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