I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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