I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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