i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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