My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Never joke about your clitoris.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
