Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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