Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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