I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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