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Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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