a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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