How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
being pregnant is like rehab
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
