How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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