there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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