What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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