i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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