you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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