That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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