I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hippo gnu deer
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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