FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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