I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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