you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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