He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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