Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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