Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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