Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
where am i from again
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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