check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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