Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just googled if crying burns calories
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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