either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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