CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Ladies don't puke and tell
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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