that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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