Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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