My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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