Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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