he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize