Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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