My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
