If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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