ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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