How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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