I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize