Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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