We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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