She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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