that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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