You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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