I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm at about main and main street
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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