nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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