I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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